...of MARCH. I don't know what in God's name this zero did when he hit my car, but I've gone for being bitter about this to being in a blind rage. I'm without my car because I parked on the street, and this absolute waste of space can't figure out that if there's a car parked against the curb, it's not going to move. You have to avoid it. I've tried to stay level headed through this whole thing...I really have.
But there comes a point when the boundless stupidity of people is unacceptable because it encroaches upon the rest of us. If I saw this guy right now, there is a decent possibility I would punch him in his retarded face. At some point, when I cool off from the shock that this piece of garbage did $8438.49 in damage TO A PARKED CAR, I'll take this post down. Until then, it stays.
ADDENDUM: I lied. I'm not taking this down. Ever.