Toph's BDay Weekend in the IE

Brief Summaries:

Topher:

• kegs and eggs
• bbq
• drinking games
• girl on girl action
• Simpler Times
• "We Built this City"
• Journey
• Cawlfield and Matney outed (DL: twice)
  
• blondes
• vial shots
• Jager bomb
• dance mania
• lap dance
• brawl
• Breakfast Jack!
• strawberry shake
• papsan down

DL:

• Yard House
• trotting out a four starter against staff aces and #2's
• Datsun is
• silver bullets
• Bitch U Ride the MARTA Bus
• knee to the spine

Yas:

• regular ID (DL: racial profiling)
  
• lemon drop martinis
• "Shit...they're at my car now."
• baseball
• side beef
• crazy bitches
• cougars

Jordty:
"Don't forget about our discussion of the importance of diversifying the rotation behind a clear-cut staff ace. Lincecum stuff...backing the hammer with 97+. Then running out a solid Cain-esque #2 and a #3."