I know the comments say that this could be any industry. However, they are wrong. This is technology...plain and simple.
I've witnessed different derivations of this (via conference calls, tradeshows, in-office visits) among vendors and customers, vendors and other vendors, vendors and resellers, resellers and customers, etc.
This is spot on, and it's hilarious. Many thanks to my favorite wire service rep, Molly! Enjoy!
P.S. I had this video embedded, but it wouldn't shrink to the size I wanted, so I banged it and inserted it as links instead. Still amazing.